Working Out

To those who exercise, I salute you. 

Some people say that it's easier to exercise with other people, but I don't particularly like the idea of a crowd observing me wheezing my way around a gym. Exercising with people is essentially asking people you have to see again to look and see you at your worse.

Now don't get me wrong. I eat right. And I do jog even though I think asking me to don spandex and parade about the track, gym, or local park is asking too much. 

However I'm skeptical of people who say there's "a barrier" that you just have to get across, and once you cross that barrier, you'll love exercise. You know those people. They're typically celebrities. They get fit with the help of some trainer who they paid to force them to exercise. They pay a person to make them exercise, and they claim to love exercise.

Those people.

I don't struggle with working out. Not at all. I struggle with the people who like it. What are they!? Aliens!? What is wrong with them!?